These college girls (with the possible exception of "Babe") must be doing their thesis' on sleep disorders. Slower than Strother Martin's drawl in Cool Hand Luke, there's no need for Sominex.

Babe, the most ambitious co-ed of the trio, at the very least, attempts to have a good time with Professor Joe. The collegiate cutie has a full schedule with head, self gratification, mish, doggie and D.P. (Rah!!) in a very vocal manner.

The Q & A with Angelino Liz will lead you to believe she may be a manic matriculater. Unfortunately she's sophomoric. She follows directions, but a hint of a pulse would be nice. Director Joe should've informed her that the camcorder does have audio. Yawn.

Consistency can be a good thing — but not here. Russian born Alia, while masturbating, is thinking of her motherland and the KGB.

(In this case it stands for, Killing Good Batteries). She's cute and obedient like my dog but at least I know when he's having a good time. Dirty Joe does his part for Glasnost by cumming on her twice but the only Russian I know applies here, "Nyet".

Going one for three, I grade this a C-/D+. Please don't make me go to summer school.