The opening statement promises we're going to be treated to "Hot and Horny Women, Over a Half-Century Old,"  a comment I found to be somewhat discouraging. I was expecting some horrible, dried-up old babes such as the ones gracing the pages of "Girls Over Forty," or some other speciality publication. I have to tell you, these women, or at least the main two, are in damned good shape.

The vid starts out with a great looking blonde who has a dynamite figure, reading erotic fiction, which gets her horny enough to peel out of her bikini (and she still looks great in it) and violently masturbate herself to climax. The camera work is kind of jumpy, but not enough to be a real bodier. This old girl's got a unique two-handed technique that really did the trick. She's obviously a classy lady who is used to getting herself off.

A little later she's joined by her friend, a Jewish mom in lace tights. This woman is a wonder. She really is the mom next door. Blondie talks Mom into taking off her clothes and they take turns "relieving each other's stress." I found the dialogue to be totally realistic, as well as the way their erotic encounter ensued. Blondie may have done this sort of thing before, but definitely not her friend.

After both ladies eat each other to climax, Blondie goes into the house. A young, not terribly studly stud comes by and asks Mom if she's still interested in men now that she's finally tasted pussy. Mom gamely replies, "Why not? It's open season today," and goes ahead to get it on with the young guy. This isn't as fascinating as the two women together, but it's not bad either.

The second segment has two far less attractive players. The guy is on crutches(!) and the lady is a redhaired heifer somewhere in her late forties. It appears that the guy might be some variety of paraplegic, but he's good natured. Their lovemaking is just that: tender, slow, but effective. Hey, listen, this is a feel-good video. Sexual ecstasy ain't only for the young and gorgeous, and this is the vid to prove it.