All models were at least 18 years old at the time of their performance. 18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement.
| Released | Jan 01st, 1991 |
|---|---|
| Running Time | 60 |
| Director | Paul Nevitt |
| Company | HBO Video |
| Critical Rating | Not Yet Rated |
| Genre | Alternative |
I’m really beginning to develop a complex with these sex fantasy tapes. They make me very suspicious of my own, which I don’t think are cutting the fantasy mustard.
None of mine occur in clear, skylit white rooms overlooking aching blue horizons and western vistas. No naked blonde sites in a champagne bubble bath waiting for me as I wrapup video reviews. And since I don’t look like Alec Baldwin on steroids, I’ve give up the idea of scoring big time.
How can you compete with segments titled “Opium dreams,” “The Secret Garden,” “Nocturnes,” or “Liquid Sensations”? My fantasies are titled “Gene and Rose, the Thick-Ankled Cashier at the Seven-Eleven.” I doubt seriously whether some sex representative from Playboy will be plugging into my brain for a total recall.
Be that as it may, I suppose I’m to be forever tormented by this series and its future installments. Multitudinous visions of thigh stroking, glistening skin, flower petals against succulent curves, wet Michelle Pfeiffer lips; perfect, absolutely perfect backsides, and for some reason in this tape, lots of water. Gallons and gallons of the stuff. But give director Nevitt a beautiful girl and a swimming pool and he delivers a segment like no other can. In which case, “The Pool” rates as THE outstanding featurette in this collection.
