|Released||Feb 01st, 1992|
|Company||Factory Home Video|
|Cast||Chuck Martino, Nick Santiago, Daria Derriere, Bianca Trump, Carolyn Monroe, Angela Summers, Alex Jordan, Sean Michaels, Marc Wallice, Natasha (I), Sofia (I), T.T. Boy, Lynn LeMay, Mona Lisa (III)|
Somewhere a mad scientist is laughing hysterically – his experiment worked! He fused "Buttman" and Ed Powers together and created … "Seymore Butts"! Certainly not a Buttman or a finder of debutantes, Seymore does find a video camera, so naturally he and his "cousin Phil" (Chick Martino), hit the road in search of beautiful babes. As fate would have it, every female they chance to meet is a porn actress, (pretending to be a naïve amateur).
The only thing remotely amateur about this tape is the style in which it is presented – and because it's intentional, it works. The sex runs from solidly average to "it's definitely getting hot in here!". In the "temperature's rising" department is the Angela Summers/Lynn LeMay/Chuck Martino greenhouse triad that has Lynn fucking Angela with a strap-on while she sucks Chuck to nirvana; and Sean Michaels "bathes" Moana Lisa's back (side) in a steamy shower encounter. Sean's rock-hard and buried damn near to the balls in Mona's ass! The main problem with the tape – and it's a real problem – is these damn "extra close-ups"! There are so many, and they're so distracting, they're dizzying to watch. Still, there's a lot of "fuck for the buck" in this tape, so it's definitely worth having in your inventory. Imitation: the best form of flattery?