The opening sequence of this cute shot-on-vid featurette features busty danseuse Ciera Knight watering her garden. This perfunctory exercise evolves into a self-administered nude (please lose the shin tattoos, Ciera) hosedown. But, watch out, here comes the plot. A torrential rainstorm has apparently hit Los Angeles. As a result, prehistoric artifacts have been uncovered, not the least of which is bewildered cave girl, Michelle Bauer (shades of Encino Woman), who shows up at Ciera's door stop while she's upstairs exercising in the semi-nude.

Predictably, Bauer and Knight become shower stall buddies ("You're filthy!!"..."Well, I've been buried thousands of years."). After sudsing one another down, copiously, and slipping into some lingerie, the girls are interrupted by blondette Jerica Fox. This visit out-of-the-blue prompts a threeway strip-off and a group bath. Of course, there's a punch line to all of this, but the best is to check this tape out for yourself.

Nicely photographed, One Million Heels B.C. represents a very delightful change of pace for the alternative market, and, obviously, has loads of built-in fan appeal. But if there's any measurable bitch, it's that the show is too-brief by all standards and maybe two or three ladies shy of making things REALLY interesting. However, the show does succeed in giving the viewer a pulchritudinous eyeful, and that's what counts the most.

Of course, the astute viewer will recognize the director's name as an anagram for "Vodka Gimlet". However, rumor has it that famous B-film auteur Fred Olen Ray may have had some­thing to do with this project.