Mark Wallice and Meekah run a private "nurse-for-hire"/escort service, importing a stable of Oriental girls.  The conflict among the girls is the Green Card issue.

That's it.

The plot is conveyed through conversational chit-chat that is poorly acted, boring and slo-o-ow.

The sexual efforts from deliciously hot Meekah and cute-as-a-button Shawnee Cates (taking it on the chin like a good girl) saves a flick that would have otherwise been a sleeping pill.

Don't let the bedpans bite.