No, the titled Twister does not refer to a game by Milton-Bradley or a snappy drink by Tropicana, but Tiffany Million, who has the ability of contorting her body in all sorts of acrobatic postures. Million is no spring chicken, but attractive nonetheless, slightly Seka-esque, but lacking the "Ice Goddess" persona. But Million does sport a goose-bumply closely-shaven crotch. The sets and premise, however, put the "ch" in cheapie as Million and Kelly O'Dell vie for a job at a strip club, each "interviewing" with the owners and showing their, ahem, "qualifications." Heather Hart and Devon Shire are along for the ride for the obligatory gash-licking honors. Even Million's impressive double-jointedness and Ron Jeremy's kissing and licking the crown of his soft schlong can't raise the roof.