And you thought the Ponderosa was a place where Little Joe and Hoss rode their women long, their steeds hard, and put both of 'em away wet.

With a concession to racehorse lingo, that's not quite the case, here.  The "Ponderosa" as any self-respecting body aesthete knows, is a naturalist club in Indiana where thousands have flocked annually, since possibly the Pelepponesian Wars, for an au natural festival which has become known in American pop culture as Nudes-A-Poppin'.  This is an event where some of the prettiest female bods in the midwest compete in a vaguely defined strip-off that proclaims tan lines (or lack of them), manicured pussies, more hair extensions than a heavy metal concert, lubricated titties, and intriguing body control, particularly where the ass is concerned.

It was this latter attraction which brought the fabled Buttman, John Stagliano, to the Ponderosa for a look-see last summer.  This tape is Stagliano's semi-documentary of the goings on.

Civilized it is.  Politically correct it is, and totally naked it is, but unlike Stagliano's hard driving Buttman videos, you're not going to see Rocco's famous appendage, the Beast from 20,000 Bathrooms, invading the tushies of any of the 35 or so lovely contestants in some dark hallway.

Actually, this is Stagliano's first commercial attempt at a T&A tape, so it's not necessarily an accurate statement of what he can do with a T&A concept.  John is merely along for the ride as a spectator, like you or me.  With his gratuitous eye on the ass style, Stagliano manages to capture the core essence of just how generously dexterous these wonderful ladies are with their endowments.

There are Olympian video bites of pole dancing routines, for instance, that display acute limberness, as though the spirit of Gumby had invaded every titty bar blonde east of Chicago.  I'm sure you'll pick out your own choice video morsels to chew on.  One gal, for instance, bends over and displays open and shut butthole control that would put a Venus flytrap to shame, while another babe, Honey Mellons (number 39 in your program, number 1 in your hearts), is the epitome of naked girldom.

Just sit back and relax for this sightseeing excursion.  With Buttman at the wheel, you've got a pretty good idea what the points of interest are.