Can somebody tell me when three guys fucking one woman became a "Gang Bang"? How 'bout two guys and one woman? Nope? Hmmm. Would you believe there's only one of three scenes on this video that qualifies as a gang bang? Well, it happens to be true.

The first segment features Lana Woods attempting to wrangle three limp dicks (belonging to three guys I've never seen before, thus can't put names to, er, faces), while paying proper attention to the only rock in the house, courtesy of the very handsome Dee Smooth. What a waste of a gorgeous woman!

The Rick Masters/Guy DiSilva/Teddy (yes, she's the girl) triad might as well be a crash course in OB/GYN ECU's, cause that's all you get: body parts in motion, lacking all E-motion. Even the "Lana and the seven dicks" actual "gang bang" finale (which is better than average) can't prevent this video from crashing and burning. I can just hear Maxwell Smart now..."Missed it by THAT much"...SPLAT! Indeed they did.