Most of the Nasty NewCummers try too hard. Three performances stand out and unfortunately they're all in the same scene, leaving us two very average and the other almost laughable.

Poolside, Kate and Damian don't make a big splash. The so-so sex and annoying ambient noises (weed eaters, buzz saws and blue jays) offsets a couple of nice close-ups and Damian's impressive physique.

Making us feel like she's being put out is Honey. She commands semi-softie Adam: "Come on, I want to get out of here tonight". Her groaning (?) every 1.5 seconds lead us to believe her. Sweetheart, may I suggest waitressing?

If you can keep a straight face while listening to Lace curse, moan and groan her way through Porn 101 you're better than I. Not only is she annoyingly loud, but totally unbelievable. The highlight is when Guy shoves his dick in her mouth and shuts her up. He's wheezing through out like Dennis Hopper in Blue Velvet (I was hoping someone would hand him an inhaler). When he finally loses it, it's in her hands as if she's waiting to lather up with Soft Soap.

Saving the best for last, Rhiannon, Kyle and Dave get a standing "O". She eagerly and hungrily devours their grinders. The guys eagerly accommodate her when she moans, "Pound me". The friendly competition between the men leads to some major, "Oh yeah, well beat this"!! Loving the sport, they share a high five as well as their bravado. As one cums in her mouth and the other on her ass, I began 'The Wave'.

There's no need to hurry to pick this up; there will be a copy on the shelf tomorrow. If you have a two for one coupon, pick this up for the Kyle, Dave and Rhiannon Show.