I'm no Einstein, but I figure that 138 minutes divided by 4 chicks means either 35 minutes of raunch per head, or too much time spent gum-flapping instead of lap-slapping. It takes forever just to learn that Jerica Fox, a petite 19-year-old virgin stripper with an (admittedly) new pair of jugaroos, won't be going anywhere near Ed's trouser snake; she'd rather choke on the introductions as halting hostess for the wraparounds.

To give him his due, the three remaining ladies fare much better with both Ed and Jake. Tanya's "Persian pussy", deflowered a mere 7 months prior to the episode, was just begging to be banged again. I'm almost certain she had her first climax on video; her astonished cry of "what was that!?" is distinctly genuine. Although Powers goes to great pains to note Tracey Kittridge's consensual age, her baby doll looks and fondness for older guys (sorry, Ed) will have your lecherous brain screaming "jailbait!" Finally, an eager redhead (Cody) makes Jake's head red with a furious suckfest and facial.

If you like real, raw sex, and have the patience to sit through the usual long-winded introductions, check out Ed's latest offering.