Ordinarily I enjoy gang bang tapes about as much as I enjoy hot honey being poured down my shorts and live wasps taking up residence in my ass. Other than that, I just don't particularly find gang bangs to be a compelling argument for an evening's entertainment.

But because Starbangers 1 has the distinction of featuring Savannah (finding her in a gang bang is like finding Jose Canseco in driving school) as The Beaver, well, I just had to take a look-see, curiosity and all that.

Aside from being a sex tape, director John T. Bone has made Starbangers 1 a pretty interesting form of art/entertainment/slice-of-life. It features a pre-bang black-and-white segment that introduces the cast of characters informally as they arrive at the studio ready to go to war like matadors to a bull ring in Barcelona. Among its highlights, this virtual reality sequence has Bone discussing gang bang strategy with an unmade-up Savannah as if all of this were the last ten seconds of Game 6 in the NBA playoffs. John, we know you take this stuff seriously, but…

Once the action starts, color breathes into the body of the participants as Savannah enters the room in evening attire befitting a hefty divorce settlement on the old "Dynasty" television series.

Nope, Savannah does not lay back on her haunches waiting for the knaves to ask for her autograph. She's an active slut hound in this tape, sucking dick as through there were a penis famine in the Ladies' House of Correction, allowing her body to be doused in champagne, then immolated with the searing heat of jizz.

And you thought Savannah was a boring fuck.