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Double D Housewives

Released Jun 01st, 1994
Running Time 80
Director Fabrizio Masi
Company Paradise Visuals
Critical Rating AAAA
Genre Feature

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It would appear that having "Double D" in a video title is a positive portent. Mitch Spinelli's Frat Girls of Double D was last year's dark-horse comedic hit, and Fabrizio Masi's Double D Housewives possesses the same sly, loose-screw humor.

Rick Masters plays a grocery boy who gets enlisted by housewife Kimberly Kupps to help her with her "load"—and you can take that word in any context that you wish. Kimberly looks resoundingly scrumptious, struttin' around in her tight skirt, as Masters cannot resist the temptation to take the afternoon off to collect his tip on a kitchen counter. A cute plot twist incorporates some John Wayne Bobbitt humor, but to reveal just how is bad form. Bear in mind, it's the show's running gag, played to the audience-familiar shower scene strains from Psycho. As far as Double D Housewives go, Kimberly Kupps has enough to stock "Knotts Landing".

Convinced that there's a better way to earn a buck, Masters enrolls in a computer school, which affords him wholesale opportunities of compromising other housewives, such as when he and insurance agent Michael J. Cox double team Sydney Dance. How Dance comes to get fucked in the ass— not once, but twice—is an act of outrageous manipulation (and screenwriting), but no dummy, she. Sydney's recorded the double-cross on video, blackmailing both Cox and Masters.

Sally Layd and Nikki Sinn are also caught in the middle of an aftershock, which has wrecked Sydney's chimney and has left Nikki's nerves frazzled to the point where she needs a pitch fork dildo up her ass. Sally, looking like a dead ringer for Naomi Judd with her red hair, is all to glad to be the conspiratorial agent in this scene.

Insurance man Cox sees Layd about a car claim, but Sally catches him sniffing a pair of her panties out of her glove compartment, forcing Fox to confess his addiction. Resultantly, Fox promises to lower Sally's rates, and she, in turn allows him to Frankenfuck her.

Earthquake inspector Kyle Stone then checks out Nikki's structure, as he takes her on top of a clothes washer, amortizing her asshole first, in a reverse cowgirl, then a doggie position.

For those who love big tits and generous dollops of ass fucking (though some of the transition shots need to be improved), Double D Housewives is a smart, fizzy and frenetic little comedy that is indicative of what can be accomplished with a little planning and forethought. A hearty bravo to all involved.

 


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