Clearly some lobotomy ward is missing a few of its prime patients, but don't despair, doctors; your charges are alive and kicking (or should I say hair-pulling) in Prestige's latest offering.

Part 1 stars tiny Flame and brunette Tina as roommates who have overstayed their welcome at the home of a frizzy-haired Ricky Ricardo voice-twin. The scene opens poolside, with Flame rubbing oil on Tina while "Ricky" watches through the window. Flame verbally lambasts her for spying on them, and they erupt in a lackluster session of hair-pulling and name-calling. Flame then turns on Tina, who apparently hasn't mastered the ability to close her mouth and keeps a dumb smile plastered on her face throughout the entire episode. They rip each other's baggy t-shirts and shorts, with more hair-pulling and head-banging. The usually attractive Flame is sorely in need of a trim-and-wax, pubic hair-wise. She could hide a large enough arsenal of weapons in her lap to break Charlie Manson out of prison. "Ricky" is clearly the star of the segment, unintentionally amusing as she constant lapses into Spanish and vacillates between angrily accusing Tina of being a lesbian and wanting to seduce her. She has large man-made tits and a stomach that would benefit greatly from those "feel the burn" crunches. Who wins? I have no idea.

Part 2 is set in "a school where you learn about ranching, and also a working ranch." A pretty blonde who is supposed to hail from England but forgoes the inept accent shortly into the segment, and a well-fed, short-haired brunette, supposedly from Argentina, are the students. They strip down and wrestle without explanation. Look for a nicd shot of the blonde's spread legs and pretty pussy. The Argentinian next confronts their teacher, a nondescript brunette, about "riding jackasses" and — here's a shocker — they hit the floor. The blonde arrives to help her fellow student pull some hair, and the teacher agrees to ease up on that demanding ranch schedule.

Fans of this genre should appreciate this eccentric little vid, so stock accordingly.