The boning in this less-than-confectionary package hardly lives up to contemporary standards, but it's pretty decent for back in the day – thus earning an extra half A by default; mainly for a d.p. without Angel Kelly, although we can unequivocally state that (despite the ?80s big hair phenomenon) she's in good form. Though uncredited, Ray Victory nabs half the tail in his typically proficient manner.

Jack Baker fans should be forewarned that the stalwart stud's role is strictly limited to ad-libbing his way through ridiculous wraparound sequences as sort of a black Col. Sanders, whose latest fast food is chocolate-covered watermelon! Yeah, it's just as funny as it sounds.

Retailing: Kelly aficionados; vintage/ethnic aisles.