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Secret Services

Secret Services

Released Aug 01st, 1993
Running Time 84
Director Wes Brown
Company Yellow Pepper Productions (CDI)
Cast Patricia Kennedy, Joe Verducci, Terry Thomas, Ona Zee, Nicole London, Jeff Scott, Matt Brady, Cal Jammer, Crystal Wilder
Critical Rating AAA
Genre Feature

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This parody of TV's late lamented "Wiseguy" becomes an instant fast-forward candidate, as Joey Verducci, in the Ken Wahl role, stomps on every joke, and mistakes shouting for acting. Cal Jamer, as gangster Sonny Steelballs, is even worse, with a bizarre Jamaican-Italian hybrid accent (you can hope he shoots himself, I guess).

Fortunately, the sex saves it. Ona Zee shines as the government's gift to Joey after his cover prison sojourn, and she's worth waiting six years for. Ona also sizzles in a scene with agent Matt Brady. Ona still consistently performs 20-year-old fuck bunnies. Crystal and Terry 69, then Crystal viciously twists her own nipples as he pounds her pussy and butthole. Nicole London three-ways with Cal and his goon Jeff Scott, ending with a reverse cowgirl anal with Cal while jamming a vibrator up her pussy, topped off with a double facial. Patricia eagerly takes Joey to the hilt in her mouth, pussy, and anus, closing out a video whose sex is as satisfying as the rest is overacted and irritating. Nice cover shot of Crystal.



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