If every physician had Dr. Diva's bedside manner, no one would complain about the high cost of health care.  Just one look at Diva's impressive tongue depressors is enough to get Dick Nasty's thermometer rising.  The doctor-patient theme is usually a sure-fire winner in adult vids - that is unless, as in this sub-par video series, lousy audio leads to massive hemorrhaging.  You'd think the producers of this low-budget video would have the courtesy to turn off what sounds like an ice-machine in the background.  But nooo... why let good sex get in the way of a dialogue-drowning hum?

Even if you get by the audio problems, most of the performers are not exactly "A" list.  Aside from Diva, there's not much to look at in Vol. 1: David Hardman gives Dr. Jamie Lee a rectal while rather plain-looking Isabella and Eggplant (!) probe each other with vibrators.  Vol. 2 fares a little better as busty Dr. Shelby revives comatose Ian Black via his cock and comely nurse Meesha shows Dr. Ted Craig the real meaning of T.L.C.  Since each volume contains only three scenes, it's probably a good thing that they aren't the 90 minutes the box covers promise.  In fact, both volumes would've benefited from an extra scene or two (if you don't have quality, you might as well go for quantity).  And guys...you can turn off the ice machine now.