When a video starts with eight minutes of a medium two-shot of 6'4" Mike Horner and 5' Teri Diver in the 69 position, you know we're in trouble.

When the next sex scene starts with a long shot of a clothed Kaitlyn Ashley, from behind, going down on Tony Martino behind a desk, you wonder if you're watching a cable version. When the close-ups are out-of-focus, you'll probably stop watching altogether. IF you do, you'll miss Anna Malle fucking Ron Jeremy in a big bathtub, lots of inane dialogue in fruitless pursuit of a plot, several instances of Kaitlyn trying to imitate Bela Lugosi as she laughs inanely/evilly into the camera, and other wonders unlikely to win kudos from the Nobel Academy.

As Kaitlyn proceeds to murder shrink Kirsty Waay after a sex scene, a title card advises us, "To Be Continued…" My advice? Be afraid…Be very afraid.