Scotty Fox's comedy touch is nowhere evident and Sean Michaels has little to work with in this quickie secret agent feature, where the reviewer just sits there glumly as the five or six jokes lay their eggs.

Michaels is James Blond (a new role for him, but surprising that he hasn't played a secret agent before), who is after Dr. Real (Eva). That's the story in a nutshell, and the balance of the tape is taken up by the five sex scenes, only two of which are anal. (Retailers: don't be fooled by the title!)

Rick Masters gives it to Eva in all available holes, and Julian St. Jox performs the honors with Sean's boss Kitty Yung. Two of the more curvaceous members of the cast - Bianca Trump and Norma Jeane -- get the Michaels treatment, however in more conventional modes. Why Norma Jeane doesn't take it up the pooper here, I don't understand, since she's a veteran of many deRenzy features.

The required girl/girl comes courtesy of Norma and Eva in an unfortunately lacklustre encounter. So add it up: little story, mostly mediocre sex -- but excellent technical qualities and lots of Sean Michaels should draw consumer interest.