It is said that once a year the secluded waters of Copper Canyon do part; and there intermingleth the Holy Trinity of spring break parties -- beer, boats and broads.  Blessed are the merrymakers, for they bear witness to the debauchery...but remembereth what happened to Adam whence he tasted the apple.

Or, in more contemporary terms, watch out for a devilishly good time when Candy Apples, porn star extrodinaire (it's tattooed on her ass so it must be true), invades the event as G.M.'s special guest!

This non-stop topless hops-swilling takes on a sense of wild abandon as Candy's boat-mates capture not only the naked recreation going on around them in all manner of watercraft, but also Candy's exploits on the poop deck of love.  Here, Apples the scofflaw openly defies the State edict requiring all empty beer bottles to be redeemed; opting to hide it either in her pussy or up her ass.  We'd tell you her favorite brand of brew except that the label is swallowed up too.

Naturally, all that beer makes Candy pee frequently.  All it takes is a squat off the port bow and we know how Copper Canyon got it's color!The day is completed by numerous outbursts of stripping and lesbian hijinx, as hundreds of alcohol-soaked Beavis and Butthead lookalikes cheer on the show.  Cool.