It has often been said that after Kay Parker's performance as the voluptuous mom in the Taboo series, if all mothers were like Kay, incest would be the law. Fortunately for the genetic pool, this is not the case. I am pleased to announce that our DNA heritage can rest a bit easier if the women in this show are out to challenge Ms. Parker's reputation.

First up is Corky, a buxom, middle-aged woman who at least has the decency to be ebullient, glancing through a skin magazine. Mink interrupts her with some decent tongue-kissing and mammary-mauling, set to some so-so dance music. There is a bit of 69 action which threatens to get hot, but then the hand-held dildos arrive, as if the ladies had lost confidence in their ability to get each other off naturally. Corky rubs her nubile nipples on Mink's nifty nubbin, while they finish each other in the scissors position. A "shear" lack of energy, I'm afraid.

A blonde woman, Diana, and a bespectacled man discuss a painting. The conversation is muffled, so we miss out on much of the verbal foreplay, but it only leads to a flat fellatio. Then Rose and a bearded man warm up for their action by watching a porn video. The guy sticks his thorn into Rose sideways, leading to a so-so facial. The last scene has an older blonde making it with a Chippendales type.

To be fair to the ladies, if the camerawork had been barely competent, it would be easier to ignore the paunch and get into the raunch.