At first glance, the most obvious anatomical parts missing in this seriously anonymous vid are close-ups of – faces, not private parts. (At second glance, the omission was probably calculated, as the ladies aren't exactly pin-up material.) The hottest segment, featuring a tattooed couple following in the footsteps of Rod Steiger's Illustrated Man, get it on aggressively in 69 and reverse cowgirl. Highlight: His internal pop shot oozing out her genital generator like a Chernobyl by-product. Greenpeace, beware; sleaze buffs take note!

Otherwise, footage of dubious quality covers another motel room tryst from afar, killing any potential heat, and a tepid gang bang results in a few uninspired facial shots. For completists only.