Hey, I love threesomes too, but not when the guy lies there like a sack of Idaho spuds. Even a double blow-job isn't enough to raise more than an eyebrow of acknowledgment from Mr. Potato Head. God forbid this guy should do any work; he just sits there as two farm fresh girls play a WWF tag-team atop his shaft.

When the girls play by  themselves, however, the card is more evenly matched. Big points are scored with genuine tongue wrasslin' and a surprise 69 pin-down. Unfortunately, the videographer thinks this is a pay-per-view deal, not porn -- as the hardcore shots are as existent as Don King's barber. We all love threesomes. And when we see a good one, we'll inform you.