Ever wonder what Hitchcock's Lifeboat might have been like with sex in it? Two women and three men are stranded in a lifeboat and have nothing better to do than argue and fuck. A black & white image turns to color (blue screen speical effect), the music fades in and it's showtime! The bluescreen effect has its drawbacks, though, as an actor stands and his upper torso is lost in the oceanic background.

A very persuasive Sophia Ferrari and Mike Horner get busy toa very loud "Bolero." (Sokone must want to make Ravel roll over in his grave.) Sophia does a most enthusiastic b.j. and Horner bends her over a desk. Ah, desk-top publishing at its finest!

Want more cliches? A female building inspector pursues her dream of becoming a porn star, and director Alex Sanders gives her a screen test complete with: ball-slappin' doggie, ass lickin' and anal action. A hot three-way with double penetration and, finally, a typical sex scene with a humorous ending.

Incidentally, the big one refers to a large earthquake. If there is a moral to this tale, it has to be, no matter what tragedies come you way, sex makes it better. The vid is not quite The Big One but it does entertain.