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For proper effect, you should try to imagine that the theme to "The Love Boat" is playing in the background as you read this review.  That way, when you see famous XXX performers pairing off with people you've hardly ever seen before, it won't come as so much of a surprise.

Frank Towers gets the Capt. Stubing role, with Nicole London as the perky social coordinator, "Miss Perky," Rob Barone as "Doc," and Dave Dodge as the ship's bartender.  Fortunately, that collection of newcomers (London excluded, of course) gets to play off some fine talent, including Tom Chapman and Ariana as Mr. and Mrs. Jean-Claude Van Balls; Jake Williams and Tina Tyler as their friends (Jake's a blocked, impotent screenwriter and Tina his horny wife) - and surprisingly, that's the extent of major characters in this epic feature; the rest simply appear and disappear as needed.

And, not too surprisingly, the major actors also do the best sex.  Take, for instance, the opener between passengers Julian St. Jox and Krista.  He eats her out on deck, then turns her over for a standing doggie, mish on a deck chair, and, after some shattering orgasms from the Southern belle, cums on her tits.  This is quickly followed by a threeway between Ariana, Chapman and "star's-wife-fucker" Alex Sanders, where Ari takes Chapman frontways, Sanders doggie-style, and then sucks both guys off for dual facials.

After a brief and not terribly energetic threeway with isis Nile, London and Towers, Tina Tyler, who's been shown continually begging her hubby for sex, gets her own tidal wave, sexually speaking, in the form of Brick Majors, who shows up at Doc's office at the same time as Tyler.  Actually, both guys alternate porking her pussy doggie style and getting sucked at the front, leading to Majors bathing her face with the white stuff while Barone coats her stomach.  Tyler responds to it all with her usual joyful energy, but leaves one nagging question: why did she change her dress between leaving her cabin and arriving at the doctor's office?

Another excellent later scene involves Tyler, Ariana and Dave Dodge, as the gals get looped at the bar and decide to show Dodge a good time.  The sight of Tyler licking Ariana's pussy while being plunged doggie style by Dodge is a sight to behold - and you'll surely want to!

The closest thing to an orgy in tape #1 is the following fiveway with Krista, Lynn LeMay, Dallas D'Amour, Julian St. Jox and Arnold Schwarzenpecker.  Schwarzenpecker is obviously the more potent of the two guys, and leaves Krista orgasming even after he pulls out and shoots his load.  St. Jox's squirt to Dallas' face pales by comparison.

Nikki Sinn gets a couple of nearly back-to-back scenes, first with "magician" Luc Wylder, which features some camping on the peg and missionary; then with Vince Vouyer on a deck chair that takes the couple through all the usual positions, ending in a facial.

But the blow-off is, of course, the 20-minute orgy as the ship's about to sink - says Officer Cal Jammer, "The bad news is, we don't have enough life preservers, but lube and rubbers are on the house!" - and frankly, it's a bit of a disappointment.  For one thing, the major actors barely participate, leaving the "sexual tension" to be carried mostly by Bunny Bleu, who does an excellent job, and Isis Nile, who's somehow acquired a captain's hat, who tries hard but can't equal Bunny's amazing sexual appetite.

The camera never seems to know where to focus its attention - except that it manages to get some good shots of Isis and Bunny surrounded by anywhere from one to four guys, plus lots of cocks going into pussies with no faces connected to either.  I suppose it's possible that aficionados of orgies need only see the sex organs in action to get off, but I think the majority would like to know who's fucking who at any given time.  The blow-off, however, is truly spectacular, with more than ten cocks erupting in series; then a title card abruptly ends the play.

Ten sex scenes in all, several of them threesomes, and some of the hottest talent in XXX today make this two-tape package well worth stocking.  Just make sure to tell customers that most of the sex is not in orgy form, so everyone knows what they're getting up front.



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