The most curious thing about The Girls of Topless Volleyball is that director Bonner actually takes a writing credit for it, making this, perhaps, the first script ever written on the head of a volley ball needle.

No element of attention span is required to follow the plot since there is none. Instead, four pretty girls undress to impress in the privacy of a backyard during the course of a deaf & dum volleyball session punctuated with a music overlay.

The video photography is excellent, and there are ample nude calendar girl posing segments which more than offset the fact that 60 minutes of topless volleyball on any court is as exciting as watching green hair grow on a slice of crusty cheese.

Of course, if you want to see some bottomless volleyball, go to a nudist colony or a John Stagliano pool party.