The back of the boxcover proudly proclaims: "Story is nothing.  Sex is everything."  Maybe, but do six boring masturbation scenes qualify as sex?

All this tape really has going for it is the nomination-worthy boxcover, which features a poignantly beautiful shot of Misty Rain squatting and baring her asshole on the back.  Mmm-mmm good.

The "action" consists of the (admittedly beautiful) stars getting themselves off with fingers and dildos in six unimaginative scenes.  Half of these are plagued by loud background conversations that sound a hell of a lot more interesting than what the cameras are focused on.  Despite the teasing photo of Misty Rain, the only anal antics are provided by Marilyn Martyn.

Make sure you inform your customers that this is solely a masturbation tape, as the box does not make that clear.