With many specialities and fetishes in the porn industry, few might be able to stomach watching six men 'shaboink' a cross between the Crypt Keeper and an over-inflated sex doll.

Ginni Lewis plays to the camera while engaging in some of the most laborious sex ever recorded. She beckons the viewers to join her insatiable hunger for cock.  She manages to get many (one and two-hole) 'double pens' in for good measure -- which constitute an entire "A" in the rating.  Holy stretch marks, Batman!

Ginni's constant 976-esque chatter, and the close-ups of her pierced clit are enough to make anyone become celibate.  Why stop at 55?  Viewers deserve a dose of "75 and Still Doinking... Geriatrics 101."