The most tedious hour you're likely to spend all year - it's mainly old junk that should be rightly gathering dust, and certainly no "feature." Remember Dan Steele and his idiotic prosthetic dick? Remember Tianna Taylor's troweled-on makeup and phony orgasms? Now there's a pair with chemistry!

Tacky f/x utterly destroy a decent scene with Nick East and busty Rocki Roads, leaving the only real heat to Sanders and Bardoux, who gets her delicious asshole plowed.