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Bizarre Lust

Bizarre Lust

Released Sep 01st, 1995
Running Time 70
Company Magma
Cast Phillip (I), Eric (I), Francoise, Cheryl (I), Henriette (I), Novitia, Geraldine, Christoph, Francine
Critical Rating A
Genre Feature

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The Krauts have finally exacted revenge on the good 'ol U.S. of A. for kicking their collective asses in WWII.  And it comes in the form of this laughably pathetic anti-erection exercise that's a good argument for suspending trade relations with ze Deutschland immediately.  Some enterprising soul no doubt thought he'd have nothing to lose by slapping an English voice-over onto this vid and spoon-feeding it to those stupid Americans, who'd lap up the "story," if you can call it that, of two studs who stumble upon a Goddess of Sex cult and wind up boning all the broads.

Unfortunately, the dubbing in Bizarre Lust is so god-awful -- worse than anything in the most wretched of Kung Fu or Godzilla flicks -- that even if the average-looking-at-best trim generated any heat (they don't), you'd never notice it over your A) pants-pissing guffaws, B) Richter-scale migraine or C) Louisville Slugger-kisses-the-TV-screen routine.

Bizarre?  For sure. Lustful?  No fuckin' way.



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