Evidently, this is either a sequel or a prequel to a movie called Bikini Girls From the Lost Planet, but no matter, it stands alone as its own complete tale, and can one really resist a tale that in any way, shape or form involves a ghost in a teeny bikini? Well, we couldn't, at least, and while the vast majority of Ghost falls very flat in the acting, writing and humor departments, it does have its charms.

Probably the greatest of those (and we use the term "greatest" most loosely) is Evan Stone, as ghoulish butler "Marsh," breaking into a country/western song-and-dance about how he ended up working at Ravenswood Manor, the main setting of the picture. Of course, chicks as hot as Christine Nguyen and Syren getting naked a lot ain't bad shakes, either. (But one thing we do question: Why is porn actor Voodoo credited as "Alexandre Boisvert," when everyone else uses the name by which we know and love them?)

Retailing: For your B-movie section.