This "forty-plus" cum shot revue is as self-serving as the salad bar at Sizzlers. Shot with a low-grade consumer camera, and enhanced by, or should we say, futzed around with, every conceivable kind of Mickey Mouse video effect, the overall impact induces the viewer into a state of consciousness somewhere between a Green Party rally and sleep apnea.

There's no build up, no sexual tension... just shot after friggin' shot of Kiva, mouth open, as some off-camera guy jerks himself dispassionately onto her dental work. The makers are calling it art. Art, schmart - where's the heat???