In the proper hands, double-headed dildos and buzzing silver bullets can make lethal weapons; here they're effective as a gun-control bill.

One of the few familiar faces is Sally Layd, a dependable shot when it comes to firing off a few rounds of genuine orgasms, but the rest of the squad are shooting blanks.

To its credit, DDD contains a generous sampling of tit-humping and nipple-vagina sandwiches. While this may satisfy the hardcore tit fan, such diversions mean little to the average consumer looking for hot girl/girl action.