Tom Byron's mom sends her son a black dildo as a housewarming gift, putting wife Kimerly Kummings in an amorous mood, while neighbor Shelby Stevens helps herself to gardener Ian Daniels. She smokes his stiff weed, using it to spread his seed. Plumber Nikki Sinn orally cleans Tom's pipe before he plunges into her from behind and leaks his faucet over her while Kimberly is seduced by Shelby.

Finally ignoring the doorbell, Tom and Kimberly break in their new home with some condomized pole poking.

Market for your Shelby fans. Also, retailers should urge their customers to check out the rarely seen Ms. Franks, a Tina Louise-like beauty.