Right away you know something's not kosher when Claudia tells you she's from Poland, not Czechoslovakia, and then takes forever to answer posers like "How tall are you?" The sound is less astounding than pounding. And these are just the good points.

Oh, yes, the sex: an unbilled brunette joins Claudia for some chilly girl/girl. Is that a setback for lesbian/gay rights, or what? Retailers should bounces this "Czech" tape back from whence it came.