This all-pussy production starts out with a bang and ends the same way.  It's what comes in between that may have you whipping out, so to speak, your fast-forward remote.  At the outset, poor Brooke Waters has just discovered to her horror that her female roommates are all rug-munchers.  "How can they be like that?" she moans.  Perhaps if she had stuck around for the opener, a frenetic tête-a-tête in a Jacuzzi between Caressa Savage, Saki St. Jermaine and one huge latex mutha, she'd understand.

The middle two scenes - separate one-on-ones - are flat by comparison.  But the vid then stages a fourth-quarter rally as Waters seeks out Savage to enlighten her as to the joys of dining on hair-pie.  Savage proves to be one hell of a tutor.