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Hot Body Hall of Fame

Hot Body Hall of Fame

Released Dec 01st, 1997
Running Time 55
Director John Cross
Company Chesapeake Group
Critical Rating Not Yet Rated
Genre Alternative

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As expected, there's a handful of beautiful women to be found on the latest Hot Body Magazine, and all the poolside posing is pretty tempting stuff. However, by selecting Johhny Luv as their Hall of Famer, the series journeys into new territory in the area of nude comedy - but unlike Russ Meyer, the laughs are strictly unintentional and fully at the expense of the subject.

Luv is built like the proverbial brick shithouse, and takes no pains to hide the fact that the "builder" holds a surgical license in Beverly Hills. Well knock us over with a feather! When she's asked what her ideal night of romance might include, Luv is quick to respond with a malapropism heard 'round the world: "candlewax and roses."

As strange as this sounds, after taking the viewer through a guided tour of her numerous tattoo and body piercings ("be patient and we'll get through this," she conciliates), we begin to wonder if this candlewax comment was really such a blooper after all! Working her way up from Tweety Bird on her ankle, past a garden of roses and daisies on her legs, Luv finally exposes a design on her back which resemble a quarter of porpoises attempting to perform an Esther Williams number between her shoulder blades. Upon closer inspection, the design looks just like a symbol favored by a certain German dictator, but Luv warns the viewer; "Don't call the manufacturer of this tape because it's not a swastika!" We're in giggle city now, folks, and we haven't even gotten to the part where she describes how her tongue piercing facilitates oral sex - on both genders.

Apparently Luv, who is unclothed in this mid more often than a dress dummy, is a party girl supreme. Frequent references to "being really drunk on tequila and passing out" not only have a ring or truth… but practically contain the odor of stale cigarettes and one-night stands as well. Our kind of gal!

She's only runner-up in a wet t-shirt contest, but Johhny Luv will win your heart (and your palm) with this very frank - and very pink - espose!



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