Boy howdy, is there ever a need for a "hot to" sex tape. And we wish this were the one. Unfortunately it ain't, and some of the information is so obvious that seeing it committed to tape is downright embarrassing, particularly when the host sits there with a shock wig dispensing such gems as:

"When it comes to finding talent, ask your girlfriend, your neighbor, try sex newspapers. Try the guy to your left." Gee, that saves us a trip down to the local Christian Science Reading Room.

Now, when we get down to some of the technical details, such as camerawork and lighting, our host has some tangible advice, and since it takes up roughly a third of the tape, requires us to admit that Porno 101 isn't a total exercise in useless, incompetent self-promotion. In fact, it would make a dandy stocking stuffer for Regan Senter and Randy DeTroit.