If the comedy TV series of the early '70s served as inspiration for this entry, it certainly doesn't show. The action is mainly comprised of unconvincing Sapphic gropes in bath-tub and fireplace settings, but no amount of suds or Duraflames are a substitute for authentic passion.

Apache, a Tarzan-tressed performer, manages to spill his steamin' semen on the somewhat willing faces of his partners, but the sexual chemistry, whether lesbo or hetero, remains lukewarm.