It seems at first we might be served the genuine enchilada, as curvaceous Gaby Suave flexes her fluent Spanish tongue for the camera. But as known starlets crop up under Spanish-sounding pseudonyms, we begin to suspect that this "authentic" Spanish concoction may be Tex-Mex at best. Most questionable is the inclusion of Kim Kummings, who sports an obvious layer of body make-up and whose Español sounds about as authentic as Rod Steiger's cartoonish Cuban in The Specialist.

One could play along with the facade, but with an abundance of beautiful Latinas in the world (not to mention the Los Angeles area!), why should we?