Yes, Gidget is a genuine midget. This'll ensure sales, but her passionless sex with Tom Byron and Nick East couldn't be more boring.  And forget the script; Martin Brimmer must've been covering his windows with tinfoil in order to communicate with outer-space beings.

Gidget's got short-term novelty value, but sexual highlights are the East/Sid Deuce coupling and Tedeschi/Jordan Lee digital plunge.

Recommended for freaky fans, and worshippers of Sid's beautiful ass.