You saw the movie Santa Claws, now see this clever little nude-intensive marketing ploy.

Grant Kramer, who plays the psycho killer Wayne in Claws, hosts a variety of T&A segments culled from the film. Including those in which the babes buy-the-farm with grizzly, and other unintentionally hilarious, consequences. In other words, if you drink in a slasher flick strictly for the payoff nude shower sequence along with the axe-murder aperitif, this Reader's Digest version will definitely stir your bloody Mary.

Kramer, who looks, winces and carries on much like the strung-out Eric Stoltz in Pulp Fiction, is way out there as far as hosting chores go. Crystal ball readers may be hard pressed to find a SAG card in Kramer's future; however, the overall concept of Scream Queen Naked Christmas is sufficient enough to tickle the mistletoe of the most jaded T&A viewers.