Is it authentic poontang Perrier, or recently-planted lube leak? The taste test is definitive, but as a dedicated squire fetishist, I'll give the genuine-gush thumbs-up to the anorexic duo of British, blond Katrina and Ashley Shye, who both vent anally-triggered tsunami. Alyssa Allure's sleazy closer offers up a veritable cuntal cataract, but the splash emerges from the strumming fingers of Dave Hardman, inexplicably, disconcertingly, and un-erotically painted bright blue!