Far be it for us to recount every thigh probing, toe-tweaking moment of this vid; we'd rather translate the Torah into Latin.  Let it suffice to say that as usual, Playboy populates their product with some damn fine looking women (and if you're interested, guys too), whose primary function is to keep our minds off the fact that we're not every likely to have a perfectly sculptured sex partner pummeling our own glutes with Jojoba oil.

You may not learn any new, mind-boggling relaxation techniques here, but the sight of glistening, buck naked babes - whether in tubs or by roaring fireplaces - is enough justification to check out the tape.  Most of 'em are brunettes in the typical top-heavy Playboy fashion, but to their credit, the presence of a blonde and a small-busted Japanese gal add a little spice to the mix.