If you don't speak French, the plot of Montreal Perversions 3 will be a mystery. Even if you do, it may still be a mystery. Something about a guy who oversleeps despite getting a morning bj from a mysterious blonde, and spends the rest of the movie searching for her. Or something.

In between are some pretty good sex scenes and some good-looking French-Canadian talent. Director Sir X has a feel for camcorder sex videos at times, but at others is plain amateurish. Foreign fans may enjoy the sexual habits of our northern neighbors, though little of this could be called "perverted," except for a scene when the blonde eats fruit that's been stuffed up her pussy first.