An amateur wet T-shirt contest at a tiny club in the boondocks is today's subject. This vid proves nothing more than the sad fact that just about any horny go-getter with a consumer camera can play at directing, and hide behind the "it's all real —and the lack of quality proves it!" excuse.

The videographer simple bops around trying to capture the girls prepping for the big night, asking bone-headed questions and getting them to reveal some tit, which is hardly a challenge. A few of the gals are cute enough to cause us to forgive the slapdash approach, and one they take to the stage the vid's pace picks up a bit, with frequent (if dubiously staged) nudity. Considering that the performers' platform is about ten feet off the ground and surrounded by an iron railing, it's even less palatable than it sounds. While the girls splash around in a tiny wading pool, the audience seems to be having a difficult time checking out the action. Next time, fellas, try using an Event Planner.