The Playboy universe is at once a magical and anachronistic wonderland of sexuality, where the prime of young womanhood frolic like wide-eyed kittens – not merely unashamed, but generally oblivious to their own nudity and the effect that it has on Playboy men, who do not get erections.

Apparently hygiene in this universe is a problem, because the girls are always jumping into showers (lit with a magical amber light which makes the slo-mo water look more like gushing fountains of honey). More to the point, for all their showering, these girls never actually get dirty, certainly not in the way one might expect for a vid called Women Behaving Badly. We’re treated to sequences such as a female photographer getting naked with her model, or a few gals upstaging a male stripper by taking to the stage themselves, and of course the locker-room shower sequence – which is not to be confused with the Thelma & Louise-esque road-house shower sequence.

“Bad” in this universe really translates as “slightly naughty,” a special kind of sexuality which is often spontaneous but never, ever torrid. Torrid would mess up their hair.