A POV shot of DeTroit getting a pedicure (okay, he's really just getting his graying, overgrown toenails clipped with what I'd swear is a pair of tin snips) qualifies as the sole "erotic highlight" of this abomination on tape.

Toni, who's eight months pregnant, spends most of the vid lying flat on her back and motionless while DeTroit licks, pokes and prods her huge aureolas, puffy loins and greasy-looking butt. She does, at one point, seem to enjoy the feeling of DeTroit's cock in her pussy (hey, there's no accounting for taste) but before she really gets into it. DeTroit pulls out for his own orgasm.

What a guy.

Technically... well, whether it's the lower-than-a-turtle's-tuchus quality of the source material or simply bad duplication (we suspect both), audio and video are extraordinarily subpar; the picture often breaks up, rolls and distorts for extended periods. Even the credit sequences are poorly assembled, with sloppy edits (both electronically and aesthetically) and UNBELIEVABLY LOUD WHITE NOISE passing for a soundtrack; interestingly, faint voices can sometimes be heard above the din - the souls of the damned, perhaps, wailing in torment? Who knows.