A voice-over in pidgin English informs us that They, the widow of a mobster, is now boning her ex-hubby's henchmen. End of story. Gee, thanks for clearing that up, we were confusing it with A Better Tomorrow, Part 3. This gal is one for the books - she lies there soggy tempura while being mounted, and takes a wet shot in the face as though it were the juice of a sour pomegranate. Even a quarter of an hour with a vibrator fails to raise her temperature.

AVE people, a little friendly advice: Viewers already have wives and girlfriends just like Minako. They don't need to be reminded of them.