Ingredients for a blond bathroom salad: Take one blonde. Place in bathtub. Add oil and a solid drenching of red wind. Add liberal dousings of blue food coloring; a spritzing of whipped cream; and stipple with fresh salsa, yogurt, raw eggs and dry cereal.

Next up, a gathering of pagan mud women, rolling, sliding, massaging, and romping in a mud pit, filmed at the yearly Burning Man event in northern Nevada.

Lastly, the strikingly beautiful Jade Blue drips liver juice (!), watermelon pulp, ketchup and cereal upon herself before rinsing off with clear H2O. Strangely sensuous and humorous, with a mesmerizing, Mid-Eastern soundtrack. Stock accordingly.